Suit & Tide - Video Production Company Culture

Imagine Justin Timberlake trying to teach Jay-Z how to do laundry as you read these new and improved lyrics:

[Justin Timberlake]

I can’t believe you washed my suit and tie        

Shouldn’ta left it on the floor last night.
And you thoughtya fixed up the stains
Let me show you a few things
Always separate your black and white
Man you just shrunk that dress I like
Clothes are swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about laundry
Now we’re in the swing of laundry
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about laundry
Hey

Get the stain out your seat, Hov

[Jay-Z] 
Black socks in the white load
White shirts in the black clothes
Mustard from the Reuben stinks
Y’all sit back and watch the Maytag go
Nothing bleeds like reds
Shout got it out having the best of the best
Is this what it’s all about?
I’m at the restaurant
My pants disturbing the guests
Years of distress, stains on the dress
Trying to hide disgrace from the makeup mess
This is laundry season
Washin tuxedos for no reason
All stains for my angel
Alexander Wang too
Ass-tight Denim got some Dunks
Show me how to do this young?!
No crumples, catch wrinkles
Get Tide, out Vegas
D’usses on doubles, ain’t looking for trouble
You just got good jeans so a n*gga trying to fluff you
Tell your mother that I launder cause I love you
Tell your father we do laundry as a couple
They ain’t lose a daughter, got a sud
Show me how to do this, son?!